Jokess Code #01
Ek ladka apni girlfrnd se park me rozana milne jata tha..
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Ladka roz time par pahuchta tha lekin ladki hamesha late phuchti thi...
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Lekin ladka kabhi usse naraz nai hota tha... Ek din ladka park me nai pahucha to ladki ghusse me ladke ke ghr gai....
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waha pata chala ki ladke ko blood cancer hai or wo sirf 5-6 din tk hi jiyega...
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Ladki rote huye ghar pahuchi or ladki ne sucide kar lya or ladke ke liye ek letter chod gai...
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Us letter me likha tha.. ''tum mera hamesha wait krte the or mai roz late aati thi lekin aj mai tumse jaldi pahuch rahi hu or tumhara wait krungi '
Ek ladka apni girlfrnd se park me rozana milne jata tha..
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Ladka roz time par pahuchta tha lekin ladki hamesha late phuchti thi...
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Lekin ladka kabhi usse naraz nai hota tha... Ek din ladka park me nai pahucha to ladki ghusse me ladke ke ghr gai....
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waha pata chala ki ladke ko blood cancer hai or wo sirf 5-6 din tk hi jiyega...
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Ladki rote huye ghar pahuchi or ladki ne sucide kar lya or ladke ke liye ek letter chod gai...
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Us letter me likha tha.. ''tum mera hamesha wait krte the or mai roz late aati thi lekin aj mai tumse jaldi pahuch rahi hu or tumhara wait krungi '
Jokess Code #02
Ek chor 1 crore rupies aur
bahut gold chori karke
bhag raha tha,
.
Ek gunge,
bahre insan ke ghar ghus
gaya,
Maal udhar rakh kar bola"Kal
aake le jaoonga". .
Dusre din gaya,
Maal vahan nahin tha,
Puchha to gunga aise ishare
karta mano wo kuch
nahin janta.
.
Chor apne ek aise dost ko le
aaya jo gungo ki
bhasha janta tha.
.
Chor Bola"isko puchh maal
kahanhai bata de
nahin to shoot kar
dunga." .
Gunga darr gaya aur apni
bhasha mein bola,
.
"Ghar ke pichhe jo tree hai
uske niche.
"Chor ko kuch samjah nahi
aaya.
Usne Dost se puchha "Kya
bolta hai ??
.
Dost :-"Bolta hai goli marde,
Main nahin bataunga..
Ek chor 1 crore rupies aur
bahut gold chori karke
bhag raha tha,
.
Ek gunge,
bahre insan ke ghar ghus
gaya,
Maal udhar rakh kar bola"Kal
aake le jaoonga". .
Dusre din gaya,
Maal vahan nahin tha,
Puchha to gunga aise ishare
karta mano wo kuch
nahin janta.
.
Chor apne ek aise dost ko le
aaya jo gungo ki
bhasha janta tha.
.
Chor Bola"isko puchh maal
kahanhai bata de
nahin to shoot kar
dunga." .
Gunga darr gaya aur apni
bhasha mein bola,
.
"Ghar ke pichhe jo tree hai
uske niche.
"Chor ko kuch samjah nahi
aaya.
Usne Dost se puchha "Kya
bolta hai ??
.
Dost :-"Bolta hai goli marde,
Main nahin bataunga..
Jokess Code #03
Girl:- Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi. ..
Ho sake, to kisi nek se karungi.
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Lekin jab tak na milega, wo nek ladka..
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"TRY"to har ek ko karungi.. :))
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Wah wah..
Ab hamari suno..
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Boys:- Arz kiya hai koi ladki hame thukra de to Gum nahi,
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Koi Ladki hume thukra de to gum nahi...
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Are uss ladki ki maa ki. kismat footi jiske damad
hum nahi....
Girl:- Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi. ..
Ho sake, to kisi nek se karungi.
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Lekin jab tak na milega, wo nek ladka..
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"TRY"to har ek ko karungi.. :))
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Wah wah..
Ab hamari suno..
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Boys:- Arz kiya hai koi ladki hame thukra de to Gum nahi,
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Koi Ladki hume thukra de to gum nahi...
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Are uss ladki ki maa ki. kismat footi jiske damad
hum nahi....
Jokess Code - #04
Maa : Beta Agar Meri Aankhein
Kharaab Ho jayein to tum kya karogey ??
.
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Beta : Maa tumhain shehar le jaaonga,
wahan ilaaz karwaonga.
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Maa : Ager fir bhi theek na hui
toh? ... ...
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Beta : Maa main paisay kharch
kerun ga tumhain Bahar mulk le ja
ker Ilaaz karwaon ga........
Maa has padi
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Beta : Acha Maa agar meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?
.
.
Maa : Mere Bachey,
Main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi...
Plz take care of your Mother..
Nothing could be better den her..
Maa : Beta Agar Meri Aankhein
Kharaab Ho jayein to tum kya karogey ??
.
.
Beta : Maa tumhain shehar le jaaonga,
wahan ilaaz karwaonga.
.
Maa : Ager fir bhi theek na hui
toh? ... ...
.
Beta : Maa main paisay kharch
kerun ga tumhain Bahar mulk le ja
ker Ilaaz karwaon ga........
Maa has padi
.
Beta : Acha Maa agar meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?
.
.
Maa : Mere Bachey,
Main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi...
Plz take care of your Mother..
Nothing could be better den her..
Jokess code #05
इन लाइनों को ध्यान से पढो।
प्रत्येक लाइन गहराई से पढ़े।
गरीब दूर तक चलता है..... खाना खाने के
लिए......।
अमीर मीलों चलता है..... खाना पचाने के
लिए......।
किसी के पास खाने के लिए..... एक वक्त
की रोटी नहीं है.....
किसी के पास खाने के लिए..... वक्त नहीं है.....।
कोई लाचार है.... इसलिए बीमार है....।
कोई बीमार है.... इसलिए लाचार है....।
कोई अपनों के लिए.... रोटी छोड़ देता है...।
कोई रोटी के लिए..... अपनों को छोड़ देते है....।
ये दुनिया भी कितनी निराळी है। कभी वक्त मिले
तो सोचना....
कभी छोटी सी चोट लगने पर रोते थे.... आज दिल
टूट जाने पर भी संभल जाते है।
पहले हम दोस्तों के साथ रहते थे... आज
दोस्तों की यादों में रहते है...।
पहले लड़ना मनाना रोज का काम था.... आज एक
बार लड़ते है, तो रिश्ते खो जाते है।
सच में जिन्दगी ने बहुत कुछ सीखा दिया, जाने कब
हमकों इतना बड़ा बना दिया।
जिंदगी बहुत कम है प्यार से जियो.
इन लाइनों को ध्यान से पढो।
प्रत्येक लाइन गहराई से पढ़े।
गरीब दूर तक चलता है..... खाना खाने के
लिए......।
अमीर मीलों चलता है..... खाना पचाने के
लिए......।
किसी के पास खाने के लिए..... एक वक्त
की रोटी नहीं है.....
किसी के पास खाने के लिए..... वक्त नहीं है.....।
कोई लाचार है.... इसलिए बीमार है....।
कोई बीमार है.... इसलिए लाचार है....।
कोई अपनों के लिए.... रोटी छोड़ देता है...।
कोई रोटी के लिए..... अपनों को छोड़ देते है....।
ये दुनिया भी कितनी निराळी है। कभी वक्त मिले
तो सोचना....
कभी छोटी सी चोट लगने पर रोते थे.... आज दिल
टूट जाने पर भी संभल जाते है।
पहले हम दोस्तों के साथ रहते थे... आज
दोस्तों की यादों में रहते है...।
पहले लड़ना मनाना रोज का काम था.... आज एक
बार लड़ते है, तो रिश्ते खो जाते है।
सच में जिन्दगी ने बहुत कुछ सीखा दिया, जाने कब
हमकों इतना बड़ा बना दिया।
जिंदगी बहुत कम है प्यार से जियो.
Jokess Code - #06
1 LADKA or LADKi
ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad Qismati Se LADKA Mar Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne LADKI Se
Kaha:
“Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Piche
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere JANAZE K
Pichy.
LADKI BOLI:
“Ek WADA Tha Mera Har WADE
K Peeche,
Me Milungi Tujhe Har Gali Har
Darwaze K Piche,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha,
Ek Or JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Piche.
1 LADKA or LADKi
ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad Qismati Se LADKA Mar Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne LADKI Se
Kaha:
“Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Piche
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere JANAZE K
Pichy.
LADKI BOLI:
“Ek WADA Tha Mera Har WADE
K Peeche,
Me Milungi Tujhe Har Gali Har
Darwaze K Piche,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha,
Ek Or JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Piche.
Jokess Code - #07
"AJEEB HAI NA"
Rs.20 Ka NOTE Bahot
ZYADA Lagta Hai Jab GARIB Ko
Dena Ho, Magar HOTEL Mein TIP Dena Ho To
Bahot
KAM Lagta Hai.
- -
3_Minute Ke Liye UPPER WALE Ko YAAD
Karna Kitna MUSHKIL Hai,
Magar 3_Hours Ka FILM Dekhna AASAAN.
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- Pure Din MEHNAT Ke Baad GYM Jaane Se
Nehi
THAKTE, Magar Jab MAA-BAAP Ke PAIR
DABANA Ho To HUM THAK Jaate Hain.
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- VALENTINE's DAY Ke Liye HUM Puure SAAL
Intezar
Karte Hai, Magar MOTHER's DAY Kab Hai
hume Pata
Hi Nahi. -
- Is MSG Ko like Karna Bahut MUSHKIL
Hoga,Jabki
FIZOOL Ke JOKE's Ko Like Karna HUMARA
FARZ Ban
jata Hai.
AJEEB HAI NA...?
"AJEEB HAI NA"
Rs.20 Ka NOTE Bahot
ZYADA Lagta Hai Jab GARIB Ko
Dena Ho, Magar HOTEL Mein TIP Dena Ho To
Bahot
KAM Lagta Hai.
- -
3_Minute Ke Liye UPPER WALE Ko YAAD
Karna Kitna MUSHKIL Hai,
Magar 3_Hours Ka FILM Dekhna AASAAN.
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- Pure Din MEHNAT Ke Baad GYM Jaane Se
Nehi
THAKTE, Magar Jab MAA-BAAP Ke PAIR
DABANA Ho To HUM THAK Jaate Hain.
-
- VALENTINE's DAY Ke Liye HUM Puure SAAL
Intezar
Karte Hai, Magar MOTHER's DAY Kab Hai
hume Pata
Hi Nahi. -
- Is MSG Ko like Karna Bahut MUSHKIL
Hoga,Jabki
FIZOOL Ke JOKE's Ko Like Karna HUMARA
FARZ Ban
jata Hai.
AJEEB HAI NA...?
Jokess Code - #08
Maa : Beta Agar Meri Aankhein
Kharaab Ho jayein to tum kya karogey ??
.
.
Beta : Maa tumhain shehar le jaaonga,
wahan ilaaz karwaonga.
.
Maa : Ager fir bhi theek na hui
toh? ... ...
.
Beta : Maa main paisay kharch
kerun ga tumhain Bahar mulk le ja
ker Ilaaz karwaon ga........
Maa has padi
.
Beta : Acha Maa agar meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?
.
.
Maa : Mere Bachey,
Main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi...
Plz take care of your Mother..
Nothing could be better den her...
Maa : Beta Agar Meri Aankhein
Kharaab Ho jayein to tum kya karogey ??
.
.
Beta : Maa tumhain shehar le jaaonga,
wahan ilaaz karwaonga.
.
Maa : Ager fir bhi theek na hui
toh? ... ...
.
Beta : Maa main paisay kharch
kerun ga tumhain Bahar mulk le ja
ker Ilaaz karwaon ga........
Maa has padi
.
Beta : Acha Maa agar meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?
.
.
Maa : Mere Bachey,
Main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi...
Plz take care of your Mother..
Nothing could be better den her...
Jokess Code - #09
Ek bachha apni maa se bhut jyada nafrat karta tha,kyuki uski maa ke ek aankh nahi thi.
Wo maa ko apne sath school bhi nahi le jata.
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Ladke ne padhai ki,fir aage padhne ke liye mumbai chala gaya.
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Shadi karke,mumbai hi settle ho gya.
Kabhi bhi maa se milne gaon nahi gaya.
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Ek din,uski maa us se milne aayi,to uski modern biwi ne pucha ye kon hai?
To ladke ne keh diya ki me nahi janta,kon hai!!
Or maa ko keh diya chali jaa yahan se.
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Ek din,ladka kisi kaam se apne gaon me tha.
Raat ho gyi to,
maa ke ghar chala gaya.
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Wahan maa ki lash padi thi or pass me ek letter pada tha.
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Jisme likha tha,beta tu mujhe itni nafrat mt kr.bachpan me teri khelte-khelte aankh fut gyi,to mene meri de di.
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Moral=>chahe,kuch bhi ho,aapki maa kbhi aapka bura nahi karegi.
Love u maa
Ek bachha apni maa se bhut jyada nafrat karta tha,kyuki uski maa ke ek aankh nahi thi.
Wo maa ko apne sath school bhi nahi le jata.
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Ladke ne padhai ki,fir aage padhne ke liye mumbai chala gaya.
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Shadi karke,mumbai hi settle ho gya.
Kabhi bhi maa se milne gaon nahi gaya.
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Ek din,uski maa us se milne aayi,to uski modern biwi ne pucha ye kon hai?
To ladke ne keh diya ki me nahi janta,kon hai!!
Or maa ko keh diya chali jaa yahan se.
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Ek din,ladka kisi kaam se apne gaon me tha.
Raat ho gyi to,
maa ke ghar chala gaya.
.
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Wahan maa ki lash padi thi or pass me ek letter pada tha.
.
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Jisme likha tha,beta tu mujhe itni nafrat mt kr.bachpan me teri khelte-khelte aankh fut gyi,to mene meri de di.
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Moral=>chahe,kuch bhi ho,aapki maa kbhi aapka bura nahi karegi.
Love u maa
Jokess Code - #10
Student Ki Notebook K
Last Page Per Kya Mile Ga ? ?
1. Love K % Check Karne Wali
Game.
2. Pen Ko Chalane K Liye Kiye
Nikali Gayi Ink.
3. Silent Class Mein Bat Karne K
Liye Likhi Gai Batain.
4. Exams K Liye Importants.
5. Cross V/S Zero Game
6. Dost Ne Likha Hua Crush Ka Naam
Aur Us Par Pen Se Itna Ghisna K Usay
Koi Na Padh Sake
7.Apna Sign Wid Diffrent Types..
Student Ki Notebook K
Last Page Per Kya Mile Ga ? ?
1. Love K % Check Karne Wali
Game.
2. Pen Ko Chalane K Liye Kiye
Nikali Gayi Ink.
3. Silent Class Mein Bat Karne K
Liye Likhi Gai Batain.
4. Exams K Liye Importants.
5. Cross V/S Zero Game
6. Dost Ne Likha Hua Crush Ka Naam
Aur Us Par Pen Se Itna Ghisna K Usay
Koi Na Padh Sake
7.Apna Sign Wid Diffrent Types..
Jokess Code - #11
MAA- BAAP k kadmo Me sar ko jhuka do,
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MAA- BAAP ki izzat k liye khud ko Lutado,
.
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Har Aarzu Hogi puri
.
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Apne MAA- BAAP ki khidmat Me zindagi Bita
Do............
MAA- BAAP k kadmo Me sar ko jhuka do,
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MAA- BAAP ki izzat k liye khud ko Lutado,
.
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Har Aarzu Hogi puri
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Apne MAA- BAAP ki khidmat Me zindagi Bita
Do............
Jokess Code - #12
Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki
zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.
Next day zuban cut gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai...
bahut marta hai.
Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le.
Bahut marte hai.
Next day baap ghar aate hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua ??
Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- Pados me SHARMA uncle ki
death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi
hain...
Samajh Gaye toh thoko Like
Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki
zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.
Next day zuban cut gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai...
bahut marta hai.
Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le.
Bahut marte hai.
Next day baap ghar aate hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua ??
Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- Pados me SHARMA uncle ki
death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi
hain...
Samajh Gaye toh thoko Like
Jokess Code - #13
1 Baar 1 Ladka 1 Ladki Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hai. .
.
Wo Ladka 1 Din Himmat Karke UsLadki
Ke Pass Jaakar Bolta Hai
.
Boy :- Hi..
Girl :- Hi..
Boy :- How are you?
Girl :- I am Fi9 and you?
Boy :- Me too Fi9..
.
Mujhe tumse kuchh kehna tha
Girl :- Haan Bolo......
Boy:-I likeu do u like me
Girl:- yes, no, yes, no....
Boy:- I Love You Very Much..
You are MyWorld.
Girl :- sorry I hate u u u u
Ladka Rone lagta hai aur
wahan se chala jaata hai...
.
Ladki Use Ignore Karke 2 dino baad
Study ke liye wahan se Lahore Chali jaati hai..
.
Ladka Uski Yaad me man hi man me udaas Rahne laga,
.
par duniya ke samne joothi muskan
liye man hi man me us ladki ki yadme
hi rahata tha, 24 Hours us ladki ki yaado me duba rehta..
.
1 Din uska friend uske ghar aata hai.
Jab use maloom hua ki uske friend ke
haalat us ladki ke na kaaran ke waja se hui to usne usse puchha
.
Frnd :-"Jab Wo TumHe PyaR Nahi Karti
to tum use kyu pyar karta hai?
tumhe world me aur koi chahne wali mil jaayegi.
.
"Tab Ladke Ne Jo Answer Diya,
Usse uski frnd Ki aankhe niche ho gayi..
Ladke Ne Bola :-
.
"HASEEL KARKE TO HAR KOI PYAR KAR SAKTA HAI
MAGAR
KHOKAR BHI KISI KO CHAHNA HI ASLI PYAR HAI..
1 Baar 1 Ladka 1 Ladki Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hai. .
.
Wo Ladka 1 Din Himmat Karke UsLadki
Ke Pass Jaakar Bolta Hai
.
Boy :- Hi..
Girl :- Hi..
Boy :- How are you?
Girl :- I am Fi9 and you?
Boy :- Me too Fi9..
.
Mujhe tumse kuchh kehna tha
Girl :- Haan Bolo......
Boy:-I likeu do u like me
Girl:- yes, no, yes, no....
Boy:- I Love You Very Much..
You are MyWorld.
Girl :- sorry I hate u u u u
Ladka Rone lagta hai aur
wahan se chala jaata hai...
.
Ladki Use Ignore Karke 2 dino baad
Study ke liye wahan se Lahore Chali jaati hai..
.
Ladka Uski Yaad me man hi man me udaas Rahne laga,
.
par duniya ke samne joothi muskan
liye man hi man me us ladki ki yadme
hi rahata tha, 24 Hours us ladki ki yaado me duba rehta..
.
1 Din uska friend uske ghar aata hai.
Jab use maloom hua ki uske friend ke
haalat us ladki ke na kaaran ke waja se hui to usne usse puchha
.
Frnd :-"Jab Wo TumHe PyaR Nahi Karti
to tum use kyu pyar karta hai?
tumhe world me aur koi chahne wali mil jaayegi.
.
"Tab Ladke Ne Jo Answer Diya,
Usse uski frnd Ki aankhe niche ho gayi..
Ladke Ne Bola :-
.
"HASEEL KARKE TO HAR KOI PYAR KAR SAKTA HAI
MAGAR
KHOKAR BHI KISI KO CHAHNA HI ASLI PYAR HAI..
Jokess - #14
Maa : Beta Agar Meri Aankhein
Kharaab Ho jayein to tum kya karogey ??
.
.
Beta : Maa tumhain shehar le jaaonga,
wahan ilaaz karwaonga.
.
Maa : Ager fir bhi theek na hui
toh? ... ...
.
Beta : Maa main paisay kharch
kerun ga tumhain Bahar mulk le ja
ker Ilaaz karwaon ga........
Maa has padi
.
Beta : Acha Maa agar meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?
.
.
Maa : Mere Bachey,
Main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi...
Plz take care of your Mother..
Nothing could be better den her...
Maa : Beta Agar Meri Aankhein
Kharaab Ho jayein to tum kya karogey ??
.
.
Beta : Maa tumhain shehar le jaaonga,
wahan ilaaz karwaonga.
.
Maa : Ager fir bhi theek na hui
toh? ... ...
.
Beta : Maa main paisay kharch
kerun ga tumhain Bahar mulk le ja
ker Ilaaz karwaon ga........
Maa has padi
.
Beta : Acha Maa agar meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?
.
.
Maa : Mere Bachey,
Main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi...
Plz take care of your Mother..
Nothing could be better den her...
Jokess Code - #15
Bf To Gf : Jaan Tum Kal
Mere Sapne Main Aayi Thi
You Were Lookng Very Cute:)
Gf. Khush Hokar, Hmm ? Sach
Much
Bf.. Haa Baba Such Much.
Gf .. Sapne Main Ham Dono Kya
Kar
Rahe The ?
Bf.. I Was Eating Cadbury Milk ! ...
Main Akele Hi Kha Raha Tha Or
Tum Bhooky Bhikari K Andaz Main
Keh Rahi Thi K Plz. Beshak
Chocolate Naa Dena But
Wrappar
To De Dena Chatne K Liye...
loll
Bf To Gf : Jaan Tum Kal
Mere Sapne Main Aayi Thi
You Were Lookng Very Cute:)
Gf. Khush Hokar, Hmm ? Sach
Much
Bf.. Haa Baba Such Much.
Gf .. Sapne Main Ham Dono Kya
Kar
Rahe The ?
Bf.. I Was Eating Cadbury Milk ! ...
Main Akele Hi Kha Raha Tha Or
Tum Bhooky Bhikari K Andaz Main
Keh Rahi Thi K Plz. Beshak
Chocolate Naa Dena But
Wrappar
To De Dena Chatne K Liye...
loll
Jokess Code - #16
Ek 8 Saal Ke Bacche Ki Maa Mar
Jati Hai
Ek Din Uske Papa Ne Pucha Ki Beta
Tujhe Apni Nayi Maa Aur Mari Hui
Maa Mai Kya Fark Laga ???
To Wo Ladka Bola : Meri Nayi Maa Sacchi Hai Aur Mari Hui Maa
Jhutti Thi ,,,!
Ye Sun ke Us Aadmi Ko JhatkaSa
Laga Aur Bola : Kyun Beta , Aisa Kyun
Lagta Hai ?? Jisne Tujhe Janm Diya
woh Jhuti Aur Kal Aayi Hui Maa Sacchi
kyu Lagti hai ???
Ladka Bola : Jab Mai Masti Karta tha tab Maa yahi kehti thi "Agar Tu Issi Tarah Masti Karega to Tujhe Khana Nhi Dungi"
main phir bhi masti karta rahta
aur mujhe pure ganv se Dhundkar laati apne pass bethakar apne hathon se Khana Khilati thi...!!
Aur yeh Nayi Maa kahti hai Ki "Agar Tu Isi Tarah Masti Karega To Tujhe Khaana
Nhi Dungi"
aur Sach Mein usne
Aaj 3 din
se Khana Nhi Dia......
Ek 8 Saal Ke Bacche Ki Maa Mar
Jati Hai
Ek Din Uske Papa Ne Pucha Ki Beta
Tujhe Apni Nayi Maa Aur Mari Hui
Maa Mai Kya Fark Laga ???
To Wo Ladka Bola : Meri Nayi Maa Sacchi Hai Aur Mari Hui Maa
Jhutti Thi ,,,!
Ye Sun ke Us Aadmi Ko JhatkaSa
Laga Aur Bola : Kyun Beta , Aisa Kyun
Lagta Hai ?? Jisne Tujhe Janm Diya
woh Jhuti Aur Kal Aayi Hui Maa Sacchi
kyu Lagti hai ???
Ladka Bola : Jab Mai Masti Karta tha tab Maa yahi kehti thi "Agar Tu Issi Tarah Masti Karega to Tujhe Khana Nhi Dungi"
main phir bhi masti karta rahta
aur mujhe pure ganv se Dhundkar laati apne pass bethakar apne hathon se Khana Khilati thi...!!
Aur yeh Nayi Maa kahti hai Ki "Agar Tu Isi Tarah Masti Karega To Tujhe Khaana
Nhi Dungi"
aur Sach Mein usne
Aaj 3 din
se Khana Nhi Dia......
Jokess Code - #17
Zndagi me kch cheezo ka..MAZA HI KUCH AUR HOTA HAI..
.
.
Jaise: "Padhte-Padhte razai mein so jane Ka,
.
Teacher k padhane par kahi
khojane ka,
.
Lab me instruments ki waat lagane ka,
.
Library me books par pen chalane ka,
.
apne frnd ko baar baar uske lover k samne chidane ka,
.
.
.
Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka,
.
Or
.
phir in palo ko yaad kar aaj bhi muskurane ka..
Zndagi me kch cheezo ka..MAZA HI KUCH AUR HOTA HAI..
.
.
Jaise: "Padhte-Padhte razai mein so jane Ka,
.
Teacher k padhane par kahi
khojane ka,
.
Lab me instruments ki waat lagane ka,
.
Library me books par pen chalane ka,
.
apne frnd ko baar baar uske lover k samne chidane ka,
.
.
.
Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka,
.
Or
.
phir in palo ko yaad kar aaj bhi muskurane ka..
Jokess Code - #18
KG v/s 12th.....♥♥
.
.
KG:- kisi se dosti nhi thi aur ladka ladki sab
hath pakad akr chalte the.
..
12th:- dosti bhi hai aur pyar bhi par hath
pakdnese darte hai. .
KG:- pencil, rubber, sharpnr, scale, sab roz le
jate the.
..
12th:- 1 pen bhi dusri class se mangne jaate
hai.
KG:- lunch se pahle hand wash n prayer karte
the..
..
12th:- 1st period me hi lunch khatam kar dete
hai.
KG:- Class mai enter honese phle "MAM MAY I
COMEIN" bolte the.
..
12th:- bina bataye hi pure period bunk pe rahte
hai..
KG:- bag mai har subject ki book or copy dalte
the.
..
12th:- har subject ki 1 hi copy banate hai. .
KG:- class test me star milta tha. .
..
12th:- full moon hi naseb hote hai:D .
KG:- roz diary likte the &mom ko dikhate the.
..
12th:-1st page pe detailsbhr kar diary kisi kone
me fek dete hai.
..
KG v/s 12th.....♥♥
.
.
KG:- kisi se dosti nhi thi aur ladka ladki sab
hath pakad akr chalte the.
..
12th:- dosti bhi hai aur pyar bhi par hath
pakdnese darte hai. .
KG:- pencil, rubber, sharpnr, scale, sab roz le
jate the.
..
12th:- 1 pen bhi dusri class se mangne jaate
hai.
KG:- lunch se pahle hand wash n prayer karte
the..
..
12th:- 1st period me hi lunch khatam kar dete
hai.
KG:- Class mai enter honese phle "MAM MAY I
COMEIN" bolte the.
..
12th:- bina bataye hi pure period bunk pe rahte
hai..
KG:- bag mai har subject ki book or copy dalte
the.
..
12th:- har subject ki 1 hi copy banate hai. .
KG:- class test me star milta tha. .
..
12th:- full moon hi naseb hote hai:D .
KG:- roz diary likte the &mom ko dikhate the.
..
12th:-1st page pe detailsbhr kar diary kisi kone
me fek dete hai.
..
Jokess Code - #19
1 aadmi roz morning walk pr Milne
wale hr insaan ko haath jod kr
namaste krta tha.....
.
Sb uski namaste ka jawab muskurakr
namaste se dete.
Lekin 1 aadmi tha jo roz use gali deta
tha......
.
1 bhale aadmi ne us nek insaan se
kha, tum ise namaste kyon Krte ho.
Wo to tumhe roz gaali deta h...
.
Bhot hi sunder jawab mila-
.
Jb wo mere liye apni buri aadat nhi
chhod skta,
to main uske liye apni acchi aadat kyon chhodu.
jiske paas jo hota hai, Wo wohi deta hai.
.
1 aadmi roz morning walk pr Milne
wale hr insaan ko haath jod kr
namaste krta tha.....
.
Sb uski namaste ka jawab muskurakr
namaste se dete.
Lekin 1 aadmi tha jo roz use gali deta
tha......
.
1 bhale aadmi ne us nek insaan se
kha, tum ise namaste kyon Krte ho.
Wo to tumhe roz gaali deta h...
.
Bhot hi sunder jawab mila-
.
Jb wo mere liye apni buri aadat nhi
chhod skta,
to main uske liye apni acchi aadat kyon chhodu.
jiske paas jo hota hai, Wo wohi deta hai.
.
Jokess Code - #20
एक लोहार काफी बूढ़ा हो गया था उसने सोचा कि उसे अपने साथ किसी आदमी को काम पर रख लेना चाहिए।
तब उसने संता को बुलाया और अपने साथ काम पर रख लिया संता उससे हर काम से पहले उसके बारे में पूछ लेता।
बूढ़ा काफी चिढ़चिढ़ा और सख्त स्वभाव का था उसने संता को कहा कि वह ज्यादा सवाल मत पूछा करे जो उसे कहा जाये उसे चुपचाप किया करे।
एक दिन लोहार ने जलती हुई भट्टी से लोहा निकाला और और सन्दान पर रख दिया उसने हथौड़ा उठाया और संता को पकड़ाया और कहा जब मैं अपना सिर हिलाऊँ तो इसे पूरे जोर से मार देना।
और बस तब से शहर के लोग किसी नए लोहार की तलाश में है।
एक लोहार काफी बूढ़ा हो गया था उसने सोचा कि उसे अपने साथ किसी आदमी को काम पर रख लेना चाहिए।
तब उसने संता को बुलाया और अपने साथ काम पर रख लिया संता उससे हर काम से पहले उसके बारे में पूछ लेता।
बूढ़ा काफी चिढ़चिढ़ा और सख्त स्वभाव का था उसने संता को कहा कि वह ज्यादा सवाल मत पूछा करे जो उसे कहा जाये उसे चुपचाप किया करे।
एक दिन लोहार ने जलती हुई भट्टी से लोहा निकाला और और सन्दान पर रख दिया उसने हथौड़ा उठाया और संता को पकड़ाया और कहा जब मैं अपना सिर हिलाऊँ तो इसे पूरे जोर से मार देना।
और बस तब से शहर के लोग किसी नए लोहार की तलाश में है।
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Dikshit dismissed AAP as an electoral challenger. She said the Bharatiya Janata Party was an established political party and their main rival. "The less said about them (AAP) the better," she said.